theepichumor:

isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms

like

damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement

(Source: moonythemarauder)



ne0n-streetlights:


A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year.

wow.
i don’t even know what to say to this
this is just, wow.




thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

OMG THIS hahaha.



  • me: *stays home*
  • parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
  • me: *goes out*
  • parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
  • me: *eats*
  • parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
  • me: *doesn't eat something*
  • parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
  • me: *exhales*
  • parents: don't give me that attitude




  • me: hey I just met you and-
  • me: why are you walking away